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Sound Bite of the Year from Tony Hayward

The sound bite that will live in infamy.

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Top quotes of the year: “I’m not a witch” and “I want my life back”

Why is “I am not a witch” such a memorable sound bite?

1. It’s funny. When is the last time you heard a candidate say that?

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BP to Commission Film About Oil Spill

Hmm…this can’t end well. BP had an uncanny knack for ruining not only the environment but their reputation as well. According to the Times, PB claims to want the video just for internal uses. Something tells me it will get public airing and the reviews won’t be pretty. BP should spend less time creating controlled media and instead try to focus on their messages to the rest of the media.

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New BP CEO Takes Up Where Tony Hayward Left off–with Foot in Mouth

BP’s new CEO Bob Dudley has been on the job for a short time and thinks he has uncovered the culprit in their crisis–the news media! What an imbecile! Blaming the media for leaking 52,000 barrels a oil a day for month after you said you were leaking 5,000 barrels a day is not going to work. Read more here.

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Short take–BP looks for new spokesperson

BP should look for someone who can say three things:

1. Here’s what we are doing to clean up the spill.
2. Here’s what we are doing to compensate people and organizations we have harmed.
3. Here’s what we are doing to make our business a lot safer so we never have big spills again.

And then has the discipline to keep his or her mouth shut!

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Worst Speaker of the day

Tony Hayward, we will miss you

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