Paulette Dean Daly, former wife of golfer John Daly, was asked yesterday if she had had an affair with the married baseball great Roger Clemens. Here was here response:

“You know what, I’m really uncomfortable talking about this. I’m just going to have to say ‘no comment’. I know Roger. I consider him a good friend. That’s all I’m comfortable saying.”

All of her “no comfortables” and “no comments” make her look guilty as sin, when it comes to this particular sin. Daly might as well have produced naked sex videos of her and Clemens. What she should have said was simply “Roger and I are good friends and I wish him and his family the best” and then shut her mouth. Don’t say “I’m not comfortable” and for goodness sakes, don’t say “no comment.” Ever!